Mr. Coffee Nerves

Not a popular mascot.

This poor reproduction doesn't do justice to the hideous domestic discord he delights in wreaking. While employed, his job was to exhibit glee over the violent effect of caffeine consumption. The job ended 50 years ago, but he still insists on wearing the costume, and cackling whenever someone has the java jitters. Adopt at your peril.

(NOTE: remember, this is a legacy site from the early days. I've left this up for historical purposes, since I would later create the definitive Mr. Coffee Nerves Appreciation Site. But that was still a few years away. This was Mr. C-N's first appearance at lileks.com.)