Consult these flags when you're wondering about the weather! You might not know if it's rainy unless you look at blue flag. And remember, the pointy black flag means rain, cold temperatures, anarchy and possibly radical Islamism.

Just kidding! It's 1937. You don't have to worry about that stuff. Your grandkids will, but you don't. You have some Hitler coming, though, and it's not going to be fun. You'll need to sooth your jangles, and that's what Nervine's for. Pats you on the head and sits you right down. But we'lll get to that.