Address: "U.S. Highways 80, 11, 45, and 19." Either they crash into each other at one location or the Nelva exists in some trans-dimensional state. Convenient location on the main galactic cluster superstring!

Interesting sign. It gets your attention, but it doesn't tell you what it touts. If you were just looking for a place to sleep, you might look for a more useful word. Like "Motel."