“Kitchenettes if Desired” – but given the rich panoply of Escanaba’s dining options, why would you desire one? “Inn Room Coffee Service,” was provided, though. (Not a typo: the brand name was Inn Room, I believe.

“Families welcome and pets allowed.” No doubt this was the result of an industry study: bursting out of the office with a shotgun and waving off the families was actually bad for business.