|DON'T THROW IT AWAY! For GOD'S SAKE, that broken dime-store corn-cob pipe could be jammed into the styrofoam mouth of a coffee-can Cossack doll!
Several potent strains in American society combined to make this tome possible. The strongest was tolerance, since the workmen who delivered it to bookstores were not chased into the parking lot with bats and set on fire. Sick people infested with the Black Death were not dispatched to the publishers offices to jump up and down until the fleas were just everywhere. No, when books like this came out, we dealt. We sucked it up.
Other strains detectable in Dont Throw it Away:
1. The Back to nature nonsense of the 60s, which manifested itself in nostalgia for the simpler days of yore, when Butch Cassidy rode around on a bike to the sound of a B. J. Thomas record. The good old days, when 47% of your day was spent working a butter churner. But it was good butter! Honest, simple butter. Heirloom quality butter, it was. Nowadays we just buy sticks at the store, and we don't have a connection to the land. It's all so plastic. We need to work with our hands to recapture the pure simple joy of making things again. So get in the car and drive down to the crafts store! What the hell, charge it. The pioneers would have if they could have. It's not like you have to suffer just because you were born too late to meet Butch. Or Sundance. Which one would be best? Pick up your knitting and dream, dear.
2. The growing fear that the economy was going to crater for good any day now, and youd best get a head start on learning how to make your own furniture. For that matter, were going to run out of oil, so youd better learn how to knit a horse.
3. And finally, the complete and utter collapse of taste. In another era these items would have been a symbol of shame. In the Seventies they thrived. Everyone knew someone whose mom was into this crap, and stuffed the house with home-made bric-a-brac that just looked stupid and wierd. Owls were often involved. Owls made out of pipecleaners and elbow macaroni. Brace yourself; here we go.