Let us examine the particulars. Of the daisy-mirror we need not speak. Of the orange pot a-boilin’ over with plastic daisy stew we will certainly not speak. But what is that on the wall?

Of course, it’s an old-timey meat-grinder painted avocado green, stuffed with fake vegetables, and mounted on a plaque you bought at Escutcheons ‘N’ Things. But <tevye voice> You may ask . . . how do I make it?

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