Yes, you too can be a Cookout Champion with these “Bar-B-Tricks.” (That would be a good name for someone who dressed up like a pointy-boobed tiptoe doll in bondage clothes: a Barbitrix.) The book is much more attractive than this picture lets on; foil doesn’t scan well.

Guess what product this cookbook hawks. Hint: it’s not blue Keds. Let's begin.