New Bar-B-Trick: coffee! What will they think of next?

Man's coffee, naturally. Rich and Strong! Not like woman's coffee, which is poor and weak and needs a splash of MAN'S COFFEE every now and then.

She's looking at us, incidentally: he's already been distracted by coffee, and is off in a world of man-coffee satisfaction. We're next. Want some Here it is! And then when we're holding a cup up to our faces, eyes closed, mesmerized, that's when she makes her move.