Champions AND wives! Winners AND chattel-with-certain-legal-rights! Yes, you'll fly on PanAm's new eco-friendly jet that eats flowers and excretes blossoms, and you'll also be eligible to win this vehicle that happens to be painted in the same limited color scheme as the pamphet's cover.
There: you've just learned a slew of Bar-B-Trix; try them at your next gathering. Guests will be knocked out: whoa, coffee? Catsup? Chili dogs? What's next? That's when you get out the Siz.
Unless the can exploded back in '72 and took out the shed wall, of course. |