Clive Owen's first job.

From Swingin’ London comes the newest new thing - goiter wraps! Yes, that British diet is notorious low in essential nutrients, leading to unsightly neck growths from chronic iodine deficiencies. But trust Carnaby Street style to add a mod dimension. Whether or not you sport a painful expansive goiter, you’ll feel up-to-the-minute when you wrap this scratchy bolt of fabric from our Isadora Duncan line. Just the ticket for adding an unexpected element of drama and surprise to those scooter trips around town.

Warning: as the above photo suggests, large scarves are powerless to impress small-boned female train conductors.