Yes, it’s summertime, and Dame Fashion says knees, knees, knees. But it’s not just a dare-to-bare scene this season. Scientists have determined that the knees are your body’s Air Conditioning unit - special glands behind the knee cool and aerate the body, while the porous skin on the kneecap admits the moisture your body needs to survive.

Don’t worry that your socks might fall, exposing godless calves. Our new Dorcosox stay high no matter what, thanks to an ingenious patented Self-Cinch technology. The sock’s top contains a self-inflating ring that binds with, and eventually becomes indistinguishable from, your own legs. Popular? We put the Gang in Gangrene!