Only later would he learn about the gas leak in the south wing that threw Mother's medium-sized weekday jewelry half a mile up in the air. Killed two servants. Or was it three? Was one of them Matilda? Oh, pity; she made wonderful hot chocolate. Cadbury. make sure her replacement makes good hot chocolate.
"Get Ready for the Big Jewel Movement" is a phrase that ought to be stapled to bulletin boards and phone poles across the country, and then revealed to be a teaser campaign for a new laxative.