The dog has to go to the vet because it’s obviously ill: it manifested a cent sign, which is lowly. Also, he ate the handyman’s special “Brownies.”

“Doc, do you have an oddly slanted table that looks wrong from almost any perspective? Great. Let me put my dog on it, and then you stand on the other side where you can’t see why I’m pointing at.

"More Fun than you can Spend in a Year!" A mocking reminder that they think you'd rather have fun than money.