We’ll get to the sad, damning story of his passengers eventually. Let’s just note right now that Richie is using a pole to push the barge but the wind is obviously filling the sails to push the craft in the other direction.

Yes, every child’s fantasy. Wouldn’t it be great to have so much paper money I could make a boat out of it? Because I’m always making boats out of regular paper, but it’s not the same. It would be better with money all stuck together with glue, and weighted so three children could stand on one side without the entire thing capsizing. Bet you can do that with money rafts.