It’s sad, I suppose. It’s all sad. Electroman can “still give off a bolt,” although it requires pills and he’s supposed to call the doctor if he’s still discharging after eight hours. The “Last Green Lantern” is starting to go senile, since there’s really no such thing. Unless he means “previous.” Then there’s “Atom King” from the planet Generica IV. All of them are still wearing their costumes. Even the bald fellow who doesn’t have any backstory at all.

What’s really sad: the place insists on reminding them that they’re old and washed up by posting signs on the wall reminding them where they are.