And now hereza charmin' peeza looow-down humah from good ol' Sam, the Hunched & Hapless Colah'd Fella. Yassuh bawz! Yassuh!
Cheer up, Sam! No pauper's grave for you yet! And here, just to show you you's regular folks - a Violently Ordinary Rejoinder!
Just remember to fall in the Colored Section of the platform.