It would be immodest for her to experience the usual effects - buttocks splayed skyward, legs knocked apart, etc. Here we see that the Violently Ordinary Rejoinder can be calibrated for the fairer sex . It knocks off her hat, of course - women want equality, well, they're gonna have to take a little hat-off knockin'.

But she keeps her knees together, as a lady should. As a lady must.