Was there ever an era in which #1 was not considered gorgeous? I mean, there had to be women who looked like that in the Renaissance, but it’s always the Mona Lisas and the Doge’s daughters who get their portraits painted.

Milium-insulated Chinchilla, you asked? I think that goes without saying. A little googling reveals that Milium is either a subdernal cyst, or a metal-backed insulating fabric. I don’t think either was named after either. “Mil” was probably intended to mean wealth, and “ium” a scientific suffix that guaranteed the latest advances in technology were being applied directly to your personal chinchilla.