If nothing else, I am pleased that this segment of the site has made you aware of the phrase THE NATIONAL JOY SMOKE.

Christmas Cigarettes have fallen out of favor, of course, but it's possible society will regard Starbucks Holiday Blend the same way in 70 years. Oh, we laugh now, but if half the population smoked, a jolly gay happy nicotine-infused brick of 200 joy-nails would be a perfectly fine gift.