Unchanged! Classic sign. Brutal reviews. Another Sands – this time in St. George, In Utah. So, welcome to Dixie, of course. (That's the name of a local college.)

As the card put it:

Friendship Inn Sands
St. George, Utah’s finest

The city or the motel? Who cares: it’s “Four blocks east of the Famous Dick’s Cafe.”

Hmm. Do they mean Dick’s Café, which is famous, or a café called Famous Dick’s?

(The former, capitalization notwithstanding. Although the signage on Dick’s does say it’s Famous.)