Where all your soy needs are met with a smile. The Soy City Motel is in Decatur, the Soy Bean Capitol of the World. At night, Archer-Daniels Midland operatives harvest the souls.

The card boats “Indiana Limestone,” which must have galled the Illinois Limestone Association. See if they bought any Decatur soy.

 The reviews range from "Nice, owner brought my daughter donuts" to "Dark DARK heavy evil presense in room..strange crucifix engraved but strangely looked almost.EMBROIDERED into the wall outside of bathroom"