Not a Holiday Inn anymore. The views are what you might expect from an old property. Can't remember where I got this review:

This was the worst place I ever stayed. The cigarette smell was so bad when you walked into the room you almost got knocked over. The toilet still had feces in the tolietbowl. The shower was so disgusting I would not use it. The sink still had whiskers in it. The sheets looked clean and we were exhausted, I woke up in the morning and there was a full pizza crust laying on the floor!!

Why do I want to believe that the people who stayed there when it was new were not the sort to leave pizza on the floor? That they were the type of family to make sure they left a tidy room?