Ol’ Jim never could say no to a sign salesman.

The copy on the back says “2 miles to (or from) Disneyland.” Which is rather amusing, since you’d think that would be obvious. Then it says “6 miles to Knott’s Berry Farm.” So apparently Knott’s had just introduced the Old Tyme Abbatoir, and visitors were regularly killed on site. The folks at the Harbor just kept the luggage in case any relatives showed up. Never happened.