I'm all for encouraging your kid's talents, but letting them handle your business publicity isn't wise. 

This one's from the ANK, who cocks an eyebrow at its slogan: "San Francisco's Accommodating Motel." Aren't they all?

It is, of course, minutes from everything. "Little things like chilled juice, breakfast rolls and fresh percolator coffee or tea on the house (With hot chocolate for the younger set) help make your stay enjoyable." True enough.