This is a linen card. You can understand why I don’t like linen cards. Too indistinct.

What a joint, and what a mess! That modern sign, so jaunty and forward-looking, and those archaic rooms. I’ve never seen a motel that had a fireplace.. To say nothing of the bureau with the flat-screen.

Kidding, but in 300 years someone will probably think that’s what it was.