Includes “TV laugh money,” of course. It takes a while, but if you study the picture you will observe the contours fo the Great One in his characteristic one-foot pose, struck prior to going away. You’ll portray eight characters! Including, I suppose, the drunk.

TV Snack Cart for children! Yes, let’s accelerate the end of the family dinner around the table, and let the children grope for snacks as they stare ahead at the mesmerizing images.

I’m kidding. Sort of. This could have been used for special occasions; a friend comes over, Mickey Mouse is on, and mom puts out some animal crackers and milk amd lets you wheel it in.

Wouldn't advise it for picnics, though. Put six Dixie cups of Kool-Aid on that thing and wheel it over rough terrain, and you're asking for tears.