USSR SPACE CAKE

I AM MADE OF PURE FONDANT

     
  Buzz Lyghtyarski
     
  "Ah, just use one of the Mafia figures and stick him in a suit."
     
 

"I don't get it, comrade."

"Here, watch opening credits of Enterprise. You will."

     
  As his air dwindled to a few shallow breaths, the first man on Mars reached out to touch the singing flowers that had sprung up when his craft landed, and destroyed it