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USSR SPACE CAKE
I AM MADE OF PURE FONDANT |
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Buzz Lyghtyarski |
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"Ah, just use one of the Mafia figures and stick him in a suit." |
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"I don't get it, comrade."
"Here, watch opening credits of Enterprise. You will." |
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As his air dwindled to a few shallow breaths, the first man on Mars reached out to touch the singing flowers that had sprung up when his craft landed, and destroyed it |
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