Personally, I think it’s creepy when couples dress the same.

Fort Dells was opened in 1959, a bit of Disney’s “Frontierland” built in the middle of the Vacation Wonderland known as the Dells. This pamphlet appears to highlight the main attraction, namely, the parking lot. Hard to see much else. It closed in the 80s, and the site is now a strip mall.

What are these guys doing, anyway? Buckskin Whitey is giving the pipe back to Chief Standing Cliche? Sorry, I don’t smoke. I assume those are illustrations for the purpose of giving the tourist an Old-West vibe, and they weren't actually enormous statues standing in the road. Although . . .