DO NOT FORGET TO BRING YOUR CAMERA IT IS WISCONSIN STATE LAW AS DULY CERTIFIED BY CIVIL AUTHORITIES AND UPHELD BY THE COURT SYSTEM.

The three men will rub-a-dub, your wish will be granted by a Good Fairy, and the settings are Gay. Propaganda! I tell you, this place is the reason for the sudden boldness of the homosexual-rights movement in the seventies.

Note how you can "have your cake and eat it too." I presume this means selling people an entire cake, providing some sort of styrofoam container, then letting them consume half and remove the unmolested portion for a later time. Because really, “have your cake and eat it too” is like saying “Drive your car and park it too.” They are not mutually exclusive, unless you believe that the act of eating a portion of the cake changes the state of the cake itself, so it cannot be possessed, or “had,” in the same state in which it existed prior to its consumption. This does not, however, consider that the cake, after it has been eaten, resides in your digestive tract, and therefore is possessed, albeit in a fashion that literally internalizes what had been an external phenomenon.