PAL PETEY

I used to think those were his arms, but now I think he's holding the blades. That would be better, since he would be unable to wash himself if his arms were razors. To say nothing of - well, never mind.

(NOTE: when this site went up, the copy said:

While his cheery attitude might not sit well with the Goth crowd, his bloodletting capabilities will no doubt fit right in with any page that has skulls, flickering torches, and those charming animated divider bars that drip blood.

There was a time when this reference would have been instantly recognizable to anyone who stumbled on a webring or a certain neighborhood of GeoCities.)