It's pictures like this that remind you: Clockwork Orange design was not some bizarre extrapolation. It was five minutes in the future from this.

That cheap plastic table weighed about two ounces, I'll bet. Easy to hook with your shoe and upend. The drinks went right into the shag.

The array of downward arrows may have been intended to counterbalance the untrammeled exhuberance of the rest of the room. Hey, don't get too happy now.