Hey, everyone! Mainstay Meat!
It's Beef Supreme, which distinguishes it from Beef That Has Grudgingly Accepted Its Middling Social Status. The King of Beefs. The Beef to whom lesser meats have sworn fealty.
One of the most terrifying directions for a novice cook: In the morning . . .
Oh GOD this is going to be an all day thing? Well, that'll give you time to arange a Festive, Functional Buffet.
"For a festive floral center place holder, try covering a goblet or bowl with Reynold's Wrap."
A goblet covered with foil: festive as all get out.