The male viewer is initially amused, then alarmed - am I supposed to want to have sex with this? After all, the photo has all the props - the bed, the liquor, flowers, a female in languorous repose. But it’s . . . well, it’s a dog.

The caption informs us that this is the winner of the Westminster dog show in all her glory and glamor, ready to receive her well-wishers. I’ve been to Westminster. More likely the dog is pancaked from a hard day, and has been bonelessly posed for the cameras.