The classic. This was the ad that appeared in nearly every comic book I ever bought; if the filmmakers of the Spiderman and Fantastic Four movies had any DECENCY, they’d figure out a way to incorporate an homage to junior seed-hawking in the films, because these guys probably paid the salaries of half the staff.

Even as a kid I doubted the testimonials. Even if they came from Buddy Holly up there on the right.

The new addition to the concept: the $3000 promptness contest!

Well, that’s it. Not a lot of these, but -