Namely, from now on if a guy says he’s gay he probably MEANS IT, and it doesn't mean he hasn’t found the right girl yet, okay? Stupidstupidstupid.

Why were they all wearing masks? It's not like Space Ghost had a day job as a newspaper reporter or high school student, after all. But he is the Main Man here, and he needs that total package, that cape / jumpsuit / mask combo that says "I'm the critical authority figure in this story; concentrate all your laser fire at me, please."

But why did the kids have masks? If he stole the kids from some fleshtrader on the seventh moon of Gar-E-Glit’ur, you could understand his need to keep their identities secret. But space is a big place. It’s unlikely you’re going to run into anyone. And even if you do, you’ll have time to put on the masks.

Think of the rashes they must have to deal with. And the pimples? When these two hit teen-time it's going to be Vesuvius City under those black bands.