I CAN'T SEE HIM, BOYS - TURN ON THE URINE LIGHT!

Big-head criminal doesn't seem to realize that things aren't exactly stacked in his favor. When the cop has a gun and you have just a fist and some interesting hair, you're not in a position to make demands.

On the other hand, you might think the cops aren't in their right mind today, since they've climbed up to get you instead of just waiting for the ferris wheel to come down. Or letting you stay up there until you're hungry. Or just shooting you, for goodness' sake.

Note how the light originates behind him but illuminates the front. It hurts to think about it.