If she can't get any action, there's absolutely no hope for you.

I suppose they're trying to go Marvel here. Teen hero with Problems. Maybe it was aimed at the male readers who wanted her all to themslves. I do know there's something a bit wrong about stalking the party in your skimpy costume, and there's something very wrong with that window.

She cries a lot. It's a pop-art cliche come to life, without irony.