The ever-popular page-o-crap. No kid can resist. Hours of fun. Be the life of the party. The crowned heads of Europe have never laughed so much. (The Guardian.) They're all here, from the Dribble Glass to the Squirt Ring to the Barking Dog. ("People hear him but don't find him. Amuse children, confuse the elderly to the point of despair as they totter from room to room calling the name of a childhood pet. Washable.")

My favorite? The honestly named "So-Called Electric Joy Buzzer." It's not so-called because it doesn't bring joy; it's so-called because it doesn't have electricity.