The cheapest plastic junk you can possibly imagine, yet the ad is predicated on the sucker's conviction that the ring is more valuable than five dollars cash. Granted, the ring is simulated imitation, but still.

People today with good printers and megapixel cameras should realize this is what people did in the Olden Times: they had to send away to get their photos enlarged. Oh sure, you say. Right, uh huh - and people paid bills by check, too.

True. Or so I've heard.