"Lights up! Like Biggest, Costliest Television Sets" - true, in the sense that both emit photons. But that's just the start of the hyperbole; dig this breathless description. "When you've looked your admiring fill at one picture, just turn center knob for next thrill-packed 'show.'" No less than six exciting shows! Your gang will envy you! Your crowd will admire you! Your friends will seethe in mute fury over your momentary surge in popularity! Your worst enemy will pour Coke down the slot! Your father won't buy you another! Your mother will comfort you but side with your father! Your life stinks! Act now!