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Sitting on the stoop of the hotel, which once used to be someone’s front door. There’s a building across the street that is driving me nuts, because it too is a series of row houses - quite large - but something’s not right.
There are ten entrances. But where is the entrance for the one on the right-hand corner? On the side, I’m guessing, but it doesn’t seem grand enough. Okay, time to go.
I clunked my bag down the stairs, and waited on the platform.
Alert: line delayed. Alert: severe delay. Hmm. The Circle line was severely delayed due to an event a stop before my destination. I looked at my maps, and thought I would take the District to the Tower Hill station, then hoof it to Liverpool Street, a 15 minute trip. Plenty of time. Alert: District Line severely delayed The platform had become quite crowded, because people were arriving, but trains were not. The boards announcing the next train kept reconfiguring the arrival time. Eventually they just said . . . HELD. Friends, what would you do? It's 10:15. You have a noon reservation at the station far away. I made a command decision. I turned and dragged my bags up the steps and went back up. Called an Uber. Guess what? Seems a lot of people had the same idea, as the delays rippled through the system. Well. Got one - no, he cancelled. Connecting with drivers - wait - nothing - Augh. Next option: find a black. A cab pulled up to drop off someone, and I took it. The driver warned me it would be a trip, perhaps an hour and fifteen minutes to get to the station. I said I understood. We poked through traffic and made it a fifth of the way before he said look, you might be best taking the Elizabeth line at the Bond street station, and I could either take this as an act of altruism, or because he just couldn’t be arsed to plug and poke for an hour; didn’t matter. He was right. I paid up and hopped out and went down, down, down to the Elizabeth line, and glory be I was in Liverpool Street Station in ten minutes. (17s vid)
Well! Phew. Had some time now. Got a coffee and sat and waited for the train to be posted on the board.
Which brings me to where we began. Now we are heading towards Ipswich at a stately pace, and all is well. The only contusion that awaits is the Ipswich Switch, wherein one has to drag your bag up the steps and over the tracks to catch the local to Darsham, which waits for no man. Well, it waits ten minutes. Is this the right train? I’m sure it’s the right train. Maybe it’s the wrong train, though. Better check - No. I am not going to check. I used to check, but at this point I should damned well be satisfied that the board said track ten for Norwich, the LED display on the windows of the train said Norwich, and the sign inside the train that says “Service to Norwich” is not lying to me for some devious reason. Ah, but is it the right train to Norwich???? Does it stop at Ipswich? It does. And there, of course, comes the grievous moment, the Switch, the desperate mad struggle to get over the tracks, the momentary panic - track 1? Or track 3? But we are an hour and fourteen minutes away from that.
LATER It was waiting on Platform One, as promised.
And then I was back.
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