DON'T PANIC - redirect seems FUBAR'd. Your Tuesday Bleat is here.

 

I know what you’re saying: the Hiatal Progression is stale. You know just where it’s going. TV Guide on Monday, then something about movies, then some mid-century stuff, then 1960s Architectural Digest illustrations of the IBM Technocrat International Style world, then radio cues on Friday. Can’t we have something different? Like, say, Argentina magazines from the 1940s?

You read my mind.

I’m fascinated by Argentina. All of South America, really. It's the way Europe forked off, reproduced , mutated, blended, built its own unique culture and history, but still fits in the Western template.

   
 

Chocolate, but something more: why, it's practically medicine!

By getting its elements to be incorporated into the blood IMMEDIATELY after being ingested, chocolate becomes a powerful stimulant and reactivator of energy and will.

"Reactivator of the will" sounds like a film Leni R. made after she followed the boys to South America.

 

   

It's fun to be far away from the action. You can make jokes.

"Are you going to order ravioli?"

"No, I’m going to eat French."

HAHAHAHAHAHA hey what

In case you're wondering, it's a humor mag, and more. The editor opines:

 

I wonder what the Greeks reference means. The whole thing is shot through with references the reader knew right away, and the rest of us cannot know unless we consult an expert in wartime Argentinian culture.

Proof that the concept of the Distant City was standard in the southern hemisphere as well:


"Tell me, haven't they taught you to respect your enemies?"

"This is not my enemy: he is my brother."

An ad, you infer, but for what?

When you run it through the OS translation engine, it looks like something from They Live:

   
 

Arizonas! It says:

"The cigarette has a wonderful language, which attracts us and enchants us... Language of travel, romances, companies and conformity, which make it our great friend and confidant. That's why we are so seduced to bring to the lips at certain moments, a
Arizona!"

There's a sports club with the name Massalin Y Celasco. The Massalin firm is still around, although it's owned by Philip Morris. They don't sell Arizonas anymore, it seems - but they do make Colorados.

 

   

The magazine had a centerfold:

Yes of course we can find out who she was.

Nené Cao (Buenos Aires, Argentina; April 3, 1920 - Ibid.; April 12, 1993) was a prominent Argentine vedette and dancer, who also ventured into film as an actress.​

She began her vocation as a dancer by studying dance at the National Conservatory, where she shared studies with Beba Bidart, Juanita Martínez and Ángel Eleta, among others.

To my surprise:

She was an important star of the golden age. Due to her great inhibition when it came to the nude, she was on the cover of the magazine Cascabel on several occasions, in which Rodríguez Lorenzo published a "sexy wave" in its central pages.

This indicates that Cascabel was more important or influential than I thought. I mean, it’s not as if I know anything about this, but I just thought it was a joke mag. It was a political satire magazine, running from 1941 to 1947. (Got this from a Spanish-language wikipedia page)

By December 1946, after increasing difficulties in distribution and obtaining paper, the Post Office cancelled the benefit of the reduced rate of "general interest" assigned to that magazine, which, when reporting on it in its edition of December 24, 1946, stated: "We do not know why, in the opinion of the Correo Central, Cascabel has ceased to be a publication of "general interest"; has it dropped to be of colonel interest?" An obvious allusion to the former colonel - already general and president at that time - Perón.

Finally, the lack of good humorists and government measures caused Cascabel to disappear at the beginning of 1947. Its readers had already been absorbed by Rico Tipo, a magazine that was rising rapidly.

But someone saved them and scanned them and they live on a spinning drive somewhere.

Oh, about that cover - here's the back.

Get it?

 

 

   
 

 

As you might remember, I've been going through lots of annual reports from corporations to shareholders. They're fascinating time capsules. This week we'll take a look at Heinz.

We will begin here. Nice graphic - midway through between corporate-boring and the new imaginative styles to come.

Here we have our very serious management one-two team. That’s Heinz #2, or Henry Heinz II, or Heinz the Younger, if you like, on the left.

The deets:

Henry John Heinz II (July 10, 1908 – February 23, 1987) was an American business executive and CEO of the H. J. Heinz Company based in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, US. His grandfather Henry J. Heinz founded the company in the nineteenth century, and he worked in a variety of positions within the company before becoming CEO.

Heinz II was the father of John Heinz, a Republican member of the U.S. House of Representatives and Senate, who died in a 1991 plane crash.

And you know what his widow went on to do. On the right, R. Burt Gookin, CEO. From his NYT obit:

Before joining Heinz, he was associated with Firestone Tire and Rubber Co., Consolidated Steel Co., Los Angeles Shipbuilding and Dry-dock Co. and Forest Lawn Cemetery.

That's a substantial journey. But then there’s this:

In 1970 he was appointed Chairman of the Ad Hoc Committee to establish the Uniform Grocery Products Code and served as chairman of the Board of Governors of the Uniform Product Code Council from 1973 until 1979. The work of this group established scanning systems that are now on virtually every product in the world.

So we have two very consequential fellows here.

Anyway. Back to the pictures, the images Heinz wanted the stockholders to think about.

Lamb Garni!

If you’re wondering why you don’t remember West End Grill and other hot snack treats, it’s because this was a line developed for the British market.

UK Customers enjoying a free sample of the hot snack product, fresh from the can.

A massive display in a Dutch supermarket. If their stores were the size I think they were, this might have been one-third of the floor space.

No, probably not.

Now, 1968.

We’re getting in touch with our Natural Love-the-Earth Organic-is-Groovy vibe here.

The Great American Soups! The late 60s had a lot of “Great American (X) stuff. Silent America pushback. Take that, you mongers of decline!

In both cases, the genre drowns outthe particulars. You couldn’t tell what flavor was what, because the product line overwhelmed everything else. Campbell’s knew better.

Good GOD what is that thing

Hey mom, how about a Charlie Tuna sweatshirt? Pleeeeeeez

   
  The caption is . . . remarkable.
   

The specific details of the relationship between tuna and “fasting practices” eludes me.

Let’s check in on the German market:

Google translate says the German is "Please Serve Them."

If you can’t beat the category-killer Instant Breakfast, come up with a new category:

“What is it?”

"It's a Spread."

“That’s a verb. That’s like saying it’s a smear.”

I would like to try the paprika one, though. Sounds tasty.

More tomorrow!