HOTEL PENNSYLVANIA.

You know the phone number for this place. Really, you do. The Penn was built in 1919, and was the largest hotel in the world for years. It shows. This is not a kind building. Not a merry, intimate little joint. It's a real brute. And it's still there, its columned entrance no longer playing off the columns of Penn Station; last time I was there it was, shall we say, trending towards dumphood.

Oh, okay. The phone number is PEnnsylvania 6-5000. See? You knew that.