Say, Duane, you old thing, I haven't seen you since we graduated in Paris five years ago. What are you doing with your naughty self these days?

I'm a clothing designer.

Well isn't that just precious, so am I! Look at us, a couple of grads from the fashion school in Paris and we actually got jobs. I'm a Dior. Maybe you heard. Where are you?

Look, it was nice seeing you, but I gotta go.