Cruise-ship entertainment director fashion at its finest.

"High-impact fashion" makes it sound as if they throw the models against a wall before the shoot.

Note the little logo:

PANTS

THAT

FIT

That surely sets them apart from the Penneys catalog, which made no such claim. You'd place your order over the phone, and forget to ask - say, do those pants fit? And then they'd arrive 7 sizes too large. Darn it!