Too bad! First you have to read an ad. But you'll want to read this and send away as soon as possible for the book that tells you how to have more friends and look better.

Would you enjoy being like this manufactured celebrity you have observed in the tightly controlled workd of the television industry? Of course! Because you would like to exist in proximity to David.

This may be Bobby's book but that doesn't mean you can't think about David.

Now it's time for the famous portrait. Ready?