We pause to sell you more Bobby Merchandise that can be easily mass-produced and distributed at low cost: a book about his groovy life and groovy desires and groovy fantasies, all of which are vanilla and non-threatening and parent-safe, unless the mask slips on page 46 and he confesses he’d like to have you on the kitchen table, or something.

The address for this one is BOBBY OFFER, which is what the fans would scream if they saw him with the girl from the earlier pages in the realty office.