When choosing a candlestick, get something six feet tall that’s so busy even the most ordinary dress will look like stunning simplicity.

She looks like she’s expecting the groom, and he’s late. Irritation will start in about 45 seconds.

A reader notes:

I was flipping through the Montgomery Wards pics and came across the wedding dress. It looked familiar. It looked like my Aunt's wedding dress. She wore it when she renewed vows with my Uncle years later, and I distinctly remember the dress. I sent her the link today, and asked her if it was her's. She couldn't believe it. It was. She said she paid $40 for it.

They've been married over 50 years now.