As they often say with poor drapery choices: this will end in tiers. That brown thing looks like they sprayed frosting and and shot brickle-bits into the fondant.

Some of the window seem designed to admit as little light as possible, even though they’re designed to be “so versatile.” Apparently you can use them for parasailing or drop-cloths as well.

Lower right: Val-Framette. But is it a tubfast Val-Framette?

In my next novel, there will be a cynical waitress with a heart of gold named Val Framette.