On the other side of the stern stiff Fiberglas Drape Paradigm, there’s this: HUGE FRILLY PINKNESS that’s so sheer you can see housewives through it.

Repeat after me: Floral Frosted Dacron Sheer Priscillas. It’s the fiercest drag-queen stage name ever.

The little drapes in the lower left-hand corner look like matching panties.